You tried installing intelligence.
npm politely laughed and installed chaos instead.
This shirt is for the builders who know that real AI doesn't come from a package manager.
Perfect for debugging reality, crashing demos, and surviving standups.
[Warning: wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous deep learning debates.]
[specs for the technically curious]
• 100% combed cotton — because synthetic intelligence is enough, you deserve real fabric.
• Pre-shrunk — unlike your project scope after stakeholder feedback.
• Side-seamed — built for rapid context switching and minor existential crises.
