In the glorious land of simulation, everything works perfectly.
Then reality boots up and laughs.
This shirt is your badge of honor for every launch that "technically" succeeded.
Wear it to remind the world that *it worked in sim,* and that's what matters.
Best worn during field tests, deployment disasters, and coffee-fueled all-nighters.
[specs for the technically curious]
• 100% combed cotton — smoother than your last trajectory model.
• Pre-shrunk — unlike your optimism after the first real-world trial.
• Side-seamed — engineered for surviving launch day, coffee spills, and minor explosions.
